"I want to see a Clikits review next."

Some of you may remember the LEGO sponsered show we did at the Childrens Museum. This show was soon after we just organized as a club so you may not. It was an outside show with a billion kids, a few of us, and a few summer time Lego employees. We did a small layout that was actually really neat. We were all excited to be doing a show and especially one with Lego. There were various displays and the kids brought their own creations, who can forget "The Angry Wall", I sure can't. Those of us that were there remember the best part of the show. A table top full of clikits. Why was this overflowing mountain of useless crap good? Why was this waste of ABS plastic the best of the show? It was the best because it was the domain of the Clikit Girl. This was not the underage prostitutes that cover the clikit boxes, but a super hot chick who ended up with a great summer job. Knowing how much hot chicks dig guys who are willing to pick up disgarded toys designed for girls 1/3 their age, I promply started picking up all the leftover trodden clikits. Wooed by this super cool masculine display, Clikit Girl ( I forget her name and yes she told me) promptly offered me a whole bag of of the pastel plastic bits. To wrap this tale up it turns out she was a ***, at least thats the only thing I can figure. She did not join us for mini golf later that night, but the former master builder(I forgot his name as well) posing as a master builder did.

Clickits - What the hell was the Lego company thinking? I rate them 0 studs because they have none.

Clikit Girl - 8.9 out of 10 - Hot hot hot

-Steve